Things I never thought I would say...
"don't lock your brother in the closet"
"we don't eat cotton balls"
"stop sneaking off with my coffee"
"sorry, I've got to hang up, they found me..."
"no, Maddie, I'm not going to smell your feet"
Thursday, April 23, 2009
Tuesday, March 31, 2009
Bellagio
Friday, March 27, 2009
Kelt's Funny
We were watching tv and there was that Lipozene commercial on, and the lady is saying "seventy-eight percent of each pound lost was pure body fat..." and then Kelt says in an announcer-type voice, "that's right, and the other twenty-two percent was vital organs"!!!
and the other day I asked him to do Jerry Seinfeld (he does him so good) and he goes "why do they call it gumbo?! there's no gum in it!! it should be called shimpbo!!!"
and the other day I asked him to do Jerry Seinfeld (he does him so good) and he goes "why do they call it gumbo?! there's no gum in it!! it should be called shimpbo!!!"
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