The following is a list of quotes and word variants straight from the mouth of my Maddie...
Batman is "Fatman"
"Oh, gee crap!"
"Are you trying drive me crazy?!"
"Dwake, I getting upset wis you!"
Last night we were eating dinner and she spilled and I said "don't worry- ain't no thang but a chicken wing!" and she replied "oh, no fanks, I don't wike chicken"
once she passed some gas and I said "oh-do you have the toots?" and she said "no Mom, I just fart"
more to come soon, I'm sure...
